ok, so these are my obersvations and tips in case you want to hit on a swedish girl.
the rules of engagement in the swedish battlefield are quite simple and straightforward:
1. no sober swedish woman would ever agree to date you. this means that the battlefield, clearly, is set by the girl, and that would be - a club. if you can dance, your odds are improved markedly. if you cannot - i would suggest waiting later in the evening before you make a move, when your victim is in advanced stages of intoxication, at which point she doesn't realy care who you are, what is your name, and frankly not even your sexual orientation.
it's amazing to see how wasted they can get.
frankly, i think alcohol is what assures swedish procreation.
2. second (and thanks to my friend daniel for clearing that up), if you happen to actually date a swedish girl, please be advised that the chances of a second date are not far from the average northern-swedish temperature during wintertime, which is to say, close to nil. they are not into commitments, and if you are not highly recommended by a childhood friend (or as mentioned in article 1, arrive when alcohol levels reach critical levels), you will probably not see her again.
just a couple of observations for all you swedish seekers out there
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